PANEL OF NOBEL ECONOMISTS CHARACTERIZE BUSH ADMINISTRATION'S ECONOMIC POLICIES: "DINE AND DASH"

Some Sunset Dim Sum Yummy, Some Gummy, Some Seems Dim - Missy Elliot Reviews Bay Area Restaurants

BUSH DEMANDS HALLIBURTON REPAY HUGE OVERCHARGES: THE GOVERNMENT NEEDS THE MONEY TO PAY TINY FRACTION OF OTHER PAYMENTS TO HALLIBURTON.'

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Manageable Goal Revolutionary Overthrows Flag Football Receiver

"Former Mensch Shtupping Chiksa" - Casper, Wyoming Tribune

Little-Known Treaty Obligation has Trident Missile Warheads Replaced with Cookie Dough

I'll Bet that Porn Star is Cold

Thrashing Shredders Wickedly Burn Two-Plank Wankers

Zebra Released on Own Recognizance

Newly Discovered Eagle Species Sports Testicles the Size, Shape and Texture of Kiwis

Shania Twain Confused When Presented With Guitar

After 20 Years, Metallica Now Just Kind of Sad

Bush Moon Plan Flag Also Unsaluted on Earth

7th Day Adventists to Consider Adding Second Week

Manageable Goal Revolutionaries Hit Halliburton HQ: Knock on Door, Leave Flaming Bag of Poo