Thursday, February 05, 2009

ANDROID ARMY DEFEATED BY SIMPLE SCREENSAVER


OBAMA TO SEND NATION'S FLEET OF SECRET BLACK HELICOPTERS TO HOVER ANNOYINGLY OVER GOLF COURSES


TIBETAN COMEDIAN KILLING WITH NEW YAK-BUTTER TEA JOKE


SHOCKING PARENTS AND BRIEFLY DELIGHTING CHILDREN, SOMALI PIRATES SEIZE SPOKANE CHUCK E. CHEESE


OBAMA'S VACATED PARKING SPACE FOUND ON CRAIG'S LIST


TEENAGER INJURED BY MARKETERRAZZI


MAN WHO SHUFFLED OFF TO BUFFALO, HAVING ARRIVED, PERSISTS IN SHUFFLING


CALIFORNIA ROBOTS VOTE TO BAN ROBOT-APPLIANCE MARRIAGE


MRS. PAUL, AFTER RELIGIOUS CONVERSION, NOW "COD-FEARING"


BRIEF DANCE CONTRACT TERMS CLEVERLY HIDDEN UNDER ENORMOUS BREASTS



IN A TODAY'S URGENT HEADLINES URGENT OPINIONS, BY THE COP STANDING NEXT TO YOU: "MAY I SPEAK WITH YOU A MINUTE, SIR?"