Thursday, November 03, 2005

FEARS GROWING THAT GEORGE W. BUSH HAS
TAKEN OVER ACTUAL RUNNING OF AMERICA


LONELY SCIENTISTS THRILLED AS KEY INFRARED SATELLITE TESTS
SUCCESSFULLY LOCATE ANGELINA JOLIE


Maureen Dowd Gaily Tosses Pink Roses Into Trash as She Laughs Off Pathetic
Attempt by David Brooks to Request Date

PENTAGON TIGHT-LIPPED AS AL QAIDA OUTBIDS RUMSFELD AT LAST MINUTE FOR CONTROL OF BASRA
IN EBAY DEBACLE

Malemute puppy strike force seizes control of Pampers box from adorable kittens

Light-headed Cheney Revived with Tang and Fresh Unicorn Blood

In Today's Opinions: This Convienient Parking Space is Reserved Not for Me Alone and My Own Unworthy Comfort, But By the Unconquerable Will of the Almighty

Nero Plays Guitar in San Diego While Rome Floods