Monday, June 05, 2006

IRAQ TURNS A CORNER, INTO A TUNNEL

Alaskan Pug Hears "Call of the Galleria"


Eager to Build on Accomplishments, Bush Pushes Fully Funded "Department of the Coming Apocalypse"

Brad Levitates as Angelina Jolie's Baby Girl Performs First Miracle

Angry Adorable Kittens Storm Partly Out of Room Before Distracted By Spider

IN TODAY'S OPINION'S, By Danika Strawberry. Your Protestations are Fatuous.
I Believe We Have Already Negotiated the Value of This Depraved Sexual Service at $350.

Child Mentally Scarred by Kenny Rogers' Fumbling Attempts at Peek-A-Boo