Tuesday, December 16, 2008

NASA SCIENTISTS REPORT MICHIGAN EXPLORER III HAS LANDED SAFELY IN DETROIT


SOMALI PIRATES GRAB TAMPA BAY BUCCANEERS


COPS FIND INEBRIATED ALAN GREENSPAN BOTHERING APPLEBY'S CUSTOMERS WITH OBVIOUS PYRAMID SCHEME


PHOENIX: POPCORN GENE INSERTED IN NOW-ESCAPED MICE MAY BECOME ONGOING CATASTROPHY


OBAMA TO DOUBLE TAX ON NASCAR PARAPHERNALIA


HOARD OF ADORABLE KITTENS LEAP ON AND FEROCIOUSLY ATTACK WILLIAM SHATNER'S HEAD


ROBOT-FIXING ROBOT FIXED


CALIFORNIA VOTES TO BAN OWL MARRIAGE


JOLLY GREEN GIANT SHOT WITH POTATO GUN


MAN WITH DUAL PERSONALITIES SHOOTS SELF, SELF



IN A TODAY'S URGENT HEADLINES URGENT OPINIONS, BY HILARY CLINTON: DON'T MAKE ME COME OVER THERE

Wednesday, December 03, 2008

OBAMA MOVES QUICKLY TO CRUSH ANTI-HOPE GROUPS


BRITISH NAVY INTERCEPTS ROGUE CANAPES


MAN WITH DUAL PERSONALITIES SHOOTS SELF, SELF


SOMALI PIRATES CAPTURE TEXAS WATER PARK


MOURNFUL MOOS OF THE CRABCOW FRIGHTEN SHOREFOLK


ALAN GREENSPAN FIRED AS WAL-MART GREETER


SCIENTISTS: MICHIGAN MAY ONCE HAVE BEEN U.S. STATE


STUDY OF STUDY OF STUDIES SHOWS STUDIES OF STUDIES UNDERSTUDIED UNTIL RECENTLY


CALIFORNIA MOVES TO BAN DORK MARRIAGE


JOLLY GREEN GIANT SHOT WITH POTATO GUN


POPE CONDEMNS GOOGLING SELF