Thursday, July 05, 2007

RADICAL LABOR FRIES ATTEMPT TO ORGANIZE INTO POTATO


DAMIEN HIRST FURTHER ENCRUSTS $100m DIAMOND SKULL WITH THICK LAYER OF BEARER BONDS


POLICE BUST UP GLOBAL NERD RING


BIOLOGISTS' CONCERNS GROW AS PRESSURED ELEPHANTS BEGIN ARMING THEMSELVES


NEWS FROM ISRAEL: PALESTINIAN, JEWISH FALAFEL STANDS AGREE TO DISAGREE/h4>

APPLE RELEASES iFRIEND, WHICH IMPROVES UPON ELECTRONIC COMMUNICATIONS FROM ACTUAL FRIENDS


MAN ARRESTED FOR BRANDISHING POTATO CHIP AT BUSH


AREA PIMP MUST GO AS "HORTON" HEARS A 'HO


DIRECTOR OF CHEKOV FILM TENSES FURTHER AS PRODUCER BRINGS IN NEW EXPLOSIVES EXPERTS


UNIVERSITY OF AUSTRALIA THEOLOGY STUDY: MYSTERIOUS GATHERING OF KOALAS MAY FORESHADOW KANGAPOCOLYPSE


PRETEND MURDERER GOES "BANG!"