Thursday, December 13, 2007



ENDANGERED SPECIES BEGIN TAKING UP EXTREME SPORTS


NORTH KOREANS INSTRUCTED TO LAUGH AT HILARIOUS "ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US" INTERNET CRAZE OF 2001

TACO SUPREME COURT ISSUES SOUR CREAM RULING


ADORABLE KITTEN TORTURES SPIDER IN ORDER TO FIGHT TERRORISM


MAGIC KINGDOM CLIMATE CHANGE WILL BRING INCREASED PERIODS OF SADNESS


UGLY MAN URGED TO SHOP ONLINE


EXXON HEADQUARTERS PLUMBING AGAIN CLOGGED WITH WADS OF MOIST CASH


HUNGRY UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN SCIENTISTS USE STEM CELLS TO MAKE CHICKEN BREAST


JERSEY CRIME SYNDICATE HIRES ALBERTO GONZALES TO FORGET ABOUT IT


COMING UP ON URGENT HEADLINES WEATHER: VINDICTIVE HAIL