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Bomb-Disabling Device Saves Bomb
Window Closed; Adorable Kittens Suddenly Trapped Inside
Model Rocket Flight Cancelled Due to Mean Six-Grader
Beltway Outsider at Odds with Self
Adorable Kittens Totally Blown Away by Passing Vole
Oregon Court: Medical Marijuana Does Not Extend to Eugene Doctor's Monster Bong
Bush Visits Troops - Keeps Looking at Watch
FERC Pushes Hard for Coal-Fired Cell Phone Subsidy
Garment Workers Union Strikes in Solidarity with A-Rod in Contract Dispute
Summer Blackout: Evil Pixies from Zanitor At Root of Problem
Richard Nixon Zombie Bitterly Resents Charismatic JFK Zombie
Troubled Bridge Despondent, Attempts to Jump Off Self
'82 K-Car Shunned by Mercedes Service Dept
Sex Worker Caught Spot-Welding During Break
University of Michigan Study: Opening, Consuming Small Packets of Ketchup Robs Diners of Essential Human Dignity
Tiny Starbucks Stores Snuck Inside Individual Commuters' Mini-Vans Overnight
LORDS: "OVERLORDS ARE STUCK-UP"
Real Estate Study: Toad-Brained Bigots with Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder as Neighbors Increase Property Values
Tyco, Recovering From Scandal, Spins Off Operations to Concentrate Solely on Model Trains
Israeli Fence Bringing the World Together
Schwarzenegger Move Puts Brakes on California Bio-Robotic Research
Manageable Goal Revolutionaries Key Car Taking Up Two Spaces
Adorna, Elf of Rivendell, Daughter of Ragnar the Wise and Lornia the Fair, Fails to Get Upgrade Due to Angry Dispute Over Carry-On Items