Tuesday, December 16, 2003

INDIA ROCKED BY SCANDAL: TRANSEXUALS ON FAKE MARRIAGE, COW-TIPPING SPREE

Twinkle Team and Justice League Meeting Halfway

Truly Priceless Artifact Sold on EBay for Infinity $

Amgen Isolates Immunex-Clotting Gene

Newspaper Reports Dogs More Popular than Cats, Adorable Kittens Pee on Newspaper

Barrista Irritating Customers With Poorly Executed Cockney Persona

Mick Jagger's Illegitimate Children Attempt Panama City Coup

Monkey Goes Apeshit

Ann Coulter Dominant in The Three Manly Sports

Keiko the Killer Whale is Buried at Sea

Sadaam's Hideout Now Listed for $975/Month, Year-Lease