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Wednesday, December 17, 2003
(Grants Pass, OR) UN Security Council Extremely Concerned; Field of Sheep, Less So
George W. Bush, in Cryptic Aside, Refers to Something called His Precious
Drivers Always Safe and Courteous, So Says Trucking Company
University of Michigan Study: Oregon Not Unlike Washington