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Tuesday, January 20, 2004
University of Robots' Robot Sexologist Recommends Liberal Application of KY WD40
Reported Epidemic Of Apathy Causes Wall Street Panic
Average Lover Reportedly "Average"
Gephardt Withdraws: Who Can Stop the Sharpton Juggernaut?
Rumsfeld Team Quickly Developing Some Sort of "Operation Desert Badger"