Tuesday, January 06, 2004

Outburst of Happiness, Good Will, Playfulness During Snow-Storms, Power-Outs Condemned by Government, Schools, Industry

Japanese Company Introduces Free-Range Canned Dolphin

Spiderman, Shelob Duel Leaves a Big Sticky Mess

Excessive Use Forces International Rhyming Council To Strike "Night" and "Light" From List of Legal Rhymable Words

Temporary Restraining Order Issued Against Dancing Infants

Ford Kills "Hummer. Be Widely Despised." Campaign

Food Court Dismisses All Charges Against Ken Lay