Tuesday, January 06, 2004

Eraser Merger: Art Gum to Rub Out Pink Pearl

Mars Lander Discovers Martian Nougat - Evidence of Milky Way

Adorable Siberian Tiger Kittens Temporarily Ruling You Out as Lunch

Seattle Drivers Saving Time in Snowstorm by Parking Cars and Banging Fenders with Sledge-Hammer

Neo-Druid CPAs Gather at Stonehenge for Summer Solstice of the Fiscal Year

Laundry Segregated By Deplorable Clorox Clu Clan