AS PROMISED DURING EVENING DATE, 5.9 "LOVEQUAKE" ROCKS STATE OF NORTH CAROLINA

WOOLY MAMMOTH FROZE WHILE LOOKING FOR GIANT CAR KEYS

SOUTHERN BAPTISTS FUMING, HUNKERING DEEP IN BOG WITH BUGGY EYES SLIGHTLY ABOVE THE LEVEL OF THE MUD

ENERGY POLICY REVISED AS LINCOLN, NEBRASKA EXTENDS SURFING SEASON

CREATIONISTS DENY STAIRS

LIEBERMAN POKES DEAN WITH STICK

BUSH MOON BASE PLAN IDENTICAL TO CRAWFORD, TX RANCH

HARVARD PUSHING GOOBER RECRUITMENT

57ND BOTTLE OF BEER SAVED AS DRUNKS TIRE OF SINGING

PAT ROBERTSON HEARING VOICES

NEW EDIBLE MALL SAMPLED