Outgoing WMD Inspector Kay Reports to Congress: "I went to Iraq and all I got was This Lousy T-Shirt"
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University of Michigan Meteorologists' Model Predicts that Warming May Combine with Urban, Agricultural Run-Off and Growing Cyclonic Wind Patterns to Create Global Foaming
Mysterious Mist Again Closes Around New Hampshire: Residents Expected to Awaken Again in 2008
Lower East Side Seance Raises Ghost who Cries "Gabba Gabba Hey," I.D.ed as Joey Ramone
High in the Central Rockies, a 600-Year Juniper Bush is Floored by the News That Iraq had No WMDS
Andre 3000 Upgraded to Andre 6000
Music Industry Concerned as Cute Dimwit Blond Factory Exceeds Safe Production Limits
Knopf Releases Marcel Marceau's Tell-Nothing Autobiography