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Wednesday, April 21, 2004
WWF REPORTS TO UN THAT U.S. WAS NOT READY TO RUMBLE
TWISTED SWISS ARMY WILL ENTER BOTTLE OF IRAQI CHIANTI
DALL SHEEP, LOST IN KANSAS, STANDS FORLORNLY ON TOP OF CAR WASH
Mosquitos Prepare to Suck
Giant Floating Brain From Nebular-7 Forgets Email Password That It Just Typed In 83 Times Last Week
Adolescent's Computer is Actually Used to Study Math
Alan Greenspan Not Sincerely Invited To Party
Manageable Goals Revolutionaries Cast Rude, Ostentatious Diners A Wicked Glance Sharpened By a Broad Understanding of Dialectical Materialism
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