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Tuesday, April 20, 2004
ROME SOURS AS CITY IS SACKED BY RHUBARBARIANS
U.S. THROWS CURVE BY HANDING OVER IRAQ TO TAHITI
U.S. HOTTIE SATELLITE PROBE TO TEST EINSTEIN'S THEORY OF FASHION TRENDS
LAST MINUTE DISAGREEMENT AMONG UNITS STALLS PLANNED FORMATION INTO GROUPS
New Fascist Order Selects "Soft, Throbbing Techno" As Ubiquitous Background Music
Iraqi Economy Stumbles as MI Abrams Tank Crushes Magazine Stand
GOP Helmer Ed Gillespe Forced To Defend Confederate Underwear Decision
A WHOLE WAR FOR OIL AND GAS PRICES DOUBLE
Woodward Book: Iraq Kept Stealing Young Wolfowitz's Lunch Money
Rumsfeld's Grammar Entangles Krygykystan
Coming Up on Headlines: Why an Administration Official Praises Outsourcing of Marital Relations