Tuesday, April 20, 2004


  • ROME SOURS AS CITY IS SACKED BY RHUBARBARIANS

    U.S. THROWS CURVE BY HANDING OVER IRAQ TO TAHITI

    U.S. HOTTIE SATELLITE PROBE TO TEST EINSTEIN'S THEORY OF FASHION TRENDS

    LAST MINUTE DISAGREEMENT AMONG UNITS STALLS PLANNED FORMATION INTO GROUPS

    New Fascist Order Selects "Soft, Throbbing Techno" As Ubiquitous Background Music

    Iraqi Economy Stumbles as MI Abrams Tank Crushes Magazine Stand

    GOP Helmer Ed Gillespe Forced To Defend Confederate Underwear Decision

    A WHOLE WAR FOR OIL AND GAS PRICES DOUBLE

    Woodward Book: Iraq Kept Stealing Young Wolfowitz's Lunch Money

    Rumsfeld's Grammar Entangles Krygykystan

    Coming Up on Headlines: Why an Administration Official Praises Outsourcing of Marital Relations