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Friday, April 09, 2004
PENTAGON: CLERICAL ERROR BLAMED FOR MISFILING "IRAQ: CIVIL WAR, MAKING A" PLAN IN "IRAQ: DEMOCRACY, PEACEFUL TRANSITION TO" HANGING FOLDER
AUSTRALIA FLOATS RADICAL WALTZIST PLAN TO REMOVE "AL"
