Friday, April 23, 2004


  • Organic Food Controversy: Source of Carob Identified as Caribou

    NEW ORLEANS SUBURB MILDLY CONCERNED OVER NARCOLEPTIC VAMPIRES

    VINOPHILLIACS CANNOT STAUNCH FLOW OF SAUCY LITTLE CHATEAU MARGAUX

    PENTAGON PRESS MEMO: U.S.-Hired Mercenaries Should Now Be Referred to As "Security Consultants." Also Groups of Birthday Party Clowns Should Be Referred to as "Physical Comedy Death Squads."

    Study: Ralph Nader May Cause the Death of Us All

    Coming Up on HEADLINES: Why Your Heretofore Amusing British Accents May Try Girlfriend's Patience