Friday, April 23, 2004
Organic Food Controversy: Source of Carob Identified as Caribou
NEW ORLEANS SUBURB MILDLY CONCERNED OVER NARCOLEPTIC VAMPIRES
VINOPHILLIACS CANNOT STAUNCH FLOW OF SAUCY LITTLE CHATEAU MARGAUX
PENTAGON PRESS MEMO: U.S.-Hired Mercenaries Should Now Be Referred to As "Security Consultants." Also Groups of Birthday Party Clowns Should Be Referred to as "Physical Comedy Death Squads."
Study: Ralph Nader May Cause the Death of Us All
Coming Up on HEADLINES: Why Your Heretofore Amusing British Accents May Try Girlfriend's Patience
Posted by JAB at 2:13 PM