U.S.: Only Shites and Sunnis Behind Uprising, "Zorastrians of the Willing are Still With Us."
AL Qaeda Begins Chattering Offensive
BUSH ROOMMATE AT YALE: GEORGE EXPERIMENTED WITH THE TRUTH SEVERAL TIMES IN COLLEGE
ISRAELI TROOPS TAKE OUT ICE CREAM STAND WHICH WAS HARBORING TINY FROZEN CHERRY-VANILLA SENIOR HAMAS OFFICIALS
Adorable Kittens Adorablizing Random Pedestrian
Giant Floating Brain From Nebular-7 Irked by 15th Consecutive Lame Cable Offer
SHARON CHASES ARAFAT AROUND AND AROUND TREE WITH A 2x4 WITH A RUSTY NAIL IN IT
RUMSFELD WARNS US TROOPS: "SHOOTING INTO LARGE IRAQI CROWDS APPEARS TO ANGER THEM."
Investors Say 'Yes May I Have Another' as City of Tallahasse Issues $3 mn in Dominatrix Bonds
White House Releases August 2001 PBJ and Glass of Milk
Clear Channel Replacing Howard Stern With Some Uber-Perv in Acquisitions
CONDI RICE SETS CAUSE OF MODERATELY ATTRACTIVE DATELESS FAR RIGHT-WING FEMALE AFRICAN AMERICAN NEO-CONS EMPLOYED IN NATIONAL SECURITY ADVISING INDUSTRY BACK 50 YEARS
VIRTUALLY FORGOTTEN DOT-COM GURU CONTINUES TO RAIL AGAINST BRICK AND MORTAR HOUSING
BUSH LOSING SUPPORT OF NIXON ADMINISTRATION