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Saturday, April 10, 2004
SECRET AUGUST 2001 PRESIDENTIAL BRIEFING NOTE REVEALED: "RE: AL QAEDA PLANS TO ATTACK- THIS IS IMPORTANT SO DON'T JUST LEAVE THIS ON THE EMPTY HO-HO WRAPPERS PILE LIKE BEFORE"
MARKETER FLOATS 'AIR-BRANDING'
NEPALESE VIDEO GAME STORE OWNER WOULD LIKE TO SEE MORE NEPALESE-THEMED CAR THEFT GAMES
SNOWMAN CLIMATOLIGIST CLINICALLY DEPRESSED
University of Michigan Study: U.S. Airports Never To Be Completed
University of Robots' Robot Scientists' Year-Long Study of Adorable Kittens Fails to Clear Up Mystery of Cute Widdle Fuzzy-Wuzziness
US Effort in Iraq Now In Sight of Antarctica
Scandal at Giants/Mariners Game as Barry Bonds' Bat Cracks Open and Splashes Anabolic Steroids all over Umpire
Stunning Brazilian Model Bounces Check