SKI PATROL NAPALMS SNOWMOBILE
Patrons at "Clown Pie Restaraunt" Disappointed in Prompt, Professional Service
Stereo Nazi Annexes Car Toys
BATMAN TO COMMISSION: "JOHN ASHCROFT COULDN'T FIND HIS OWN DICK WITH A CONTOUR MAP AND A TEAM OF GAY COWBOYS"
RECORD 2 BILLION PEOPLE WINCE IMAGINING WHAT WAS SUPPOSED TO POP INTO BUSH'S HEAD
Distant Star Likes to Pretend to Be Incoming Jet
Sailboat Report: Sand Point Aptly Named
Ratings Gambit: Public Television Drops First "L"
Tinky Winky Apologizes for 9/11
Giant Floating Brain From Nebular-7 Put Into Mild Depression By Taco Bell Receipt
Coming Up on Headlines: Does Your Dog Resent Your Thumbs?