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Saturday, April 24, 2004
MICROSOFT CONSIDERS BUT REJECTS 'RIGHT-OUT-OF-THE-BOX' PRODUCT FUNCTIONALITY
Travelled, Well-Read Penguin Increasingly Finds Avian Company Insufferable
Dick Cheney Going to Iraq to Dick It Up Some More
Zombie Napolean Escapes From Six-Flags Over Elba, Busks For EuRail Pass
Lutheran Masseur Sets Shiatsu Land-Speed Record
Adorable Kittens Thoroughly Check Behind Refrigerator
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