7.4 EARTHQUAKE STRIKES COURTNEY LOVE
WOMAN, 23, ABLY MATCHES SOCKS WITH TASTELESS PLASTIC LAVENDER JEWELRY
JEWEL PITCHES JEWRY
U.S., RUSSIAN INTERCONTINENTAL BALLASTIC MISSILE SYSTEMS RECEIVE VAST CLOWN UPGRADE TO NOX-BASED MULTIPLE-REENTRY TARGET WHIPPED CREAM DISPENSERS
New Mom's Husband Inwardly Proud of New Baby And Wife's Magically Engorged Breasts
SENATE DEMS INTRODUCE HOPEFUL CONSTITUTIONAL AMENDMENT TO BAN SAD MARRIAGE
Seattle Native Warmly Welcomes Stranger
Adorable Kittens Vent Rage on Deep Pile Carpet Sample
Attractive Woman in Cafe is Indifferent to Implied but Unspoken Offer to Sit and Enjoy a Free Cappucino
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