Thursday, May 06, 2004
TRUMP VOTED OFF AMERICAN TELEVISION
Contradicting Recent PETA report, McDonald's Denies Potatoes Have Feelings
Jehovah Announces Outsourcing Creation of Earth to Bangalore
Dick Cheney Strangely Moved to Take Up Environmental Cause of the Endangered Burrowing Weasel
Hearing Granted at Bunny Foo-Foo Trial on Dershowitz Motion to Suppress Testimony of Mysterious "4th Mouse"
WEISENHEIMER OUTSNIDES SMART-ALECK
Coming Up on Headlines Weather: Severe Pleasantness Storm Descends on Residents of Santa Cruz- Will It Cause Citizens to Panic and Relax?
Posted by JAB at 5:02 PM