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Saturday, May 08, 2004
SICILY FLIPS OUT, SCREAMS: "ITALY IS ABOUT TO KICK US!"
LOVE DEMONSTRATED BY EXTENDED LEASE OF LATE MODEL CAR
PEACE-LOVING IGUANA BITES BUSH ON ANKLE
Fog-Bound Flock of Flying Manatees Impales Tons of Blubber on Trump Tower Pokey Bits
ESTEE LAUDER IRONICALLY SHOT WITH LIPSTICK GUN
MILWAUKEE SUBURB ERECTS CHEESEHENGE
Politically Indecisive Santa Termed Independent Clause
Massive Military Intense Frequency Radar Investigating Solar Corona Detects Murdoch Ego-Waves
Little Leaguers' Humiliating Performance Totally Inexcusable