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Wednesday, May 26, 2004
Study: President's Falling Approval Numbers Making A Sound Comparable to Occassions in Which Wile E. Coyote is Suddenly Handed an Anvil
Iraq Situation Disexplained
Phone Description of Fingerprints Leads FBI To Round Up Tulsa Choc-O-Licious Baking Guild
Giant Floating Brain From Nebular-7 Still Unable to Fully Trust E-Ticket Check-In
Plot of "Lord of the Rings" is Re-re-explained to George Bush
Radical Free Ferret Force Frees 5000 Ferrets; Freed Ferrets Ferociously Frolicking Frightens Fifteen Parrots
Gum Industry Lobbyists Move Congress to Declare "Underside of Cafeteria Tables" Week
New York Times Solemnly Regrets Total Butt-Fucking Asslick Reports On Iraq
Coming Up on Headlines: Why the Many Special Sides of You Are All Dangerously Legally Exposed