Tuesday, May 04, 2004



  • ACTION IN MADAGASCAR AS PRESSED MEATS VAN COLLIDES WITH MARSHMELLOW CREAM TRUCK

    POTATO FLAG UNFURLED, JULIENED

    SPRING SUN STRIKES ALASKA, CAUSING MASSIVE WORK EXCUSES

    GAY MARRIAGE BICKERING SETS NEW BICKERING STANDARD

    DISABLED FROG CLEVERLY ADAPTS TOASTER SPRING

    REPORTS CONFIRM ANN COULTER TAKES IT LIKE A MAN

    CREDIT CARD COMPANIES CALL IN DEBT, AMERICA BEGINS "NATIONAL YEAR OF WORKING FOR MASTERCARD"

    Drunk Drives Hummer to Recycling Station, Is Beaten by Hippies

    Zoo Elephant Tired of Bossy Pink Monkeys

    Ascots, Blue Blazers Burn as Fear of "Yacht People" Grips Newport Marina