Tuesday, May 11, 2004


  • PASTRAMI ON RYE TO ADDRESS NATION

    AK-47 Used to Defend San Fernando Valley Family From Host of Maurading Grizzlies with Knives

    Radical Atkins Cell Takes Responsibility for Atlanta Krispy Kreme Explosion: Toll Now Reaches 38 Glazed

    MILITANT OWLS TAKE COMMAND OF SOUTHCENTER MRS. CINNABUNS

    Memory Research Expanded at Micrsoft Hippocampus

    Black Honda Misplaced in Seattle Parking Lot

    Ann Coulter Vehemently Denies Need of Strap-On

    Amazon Warriors Descend on Army-Navy Surplus Sale

    Scientific American Explores Interpretive Dance

    Coming Up on Headlines: Can Your Microwave Malfunction and Pre-Heat Your Brain While You Sleep?