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Tuesday, May 11, 2004
PASTRAMI ON RYE TO ADDRESS NATION
AK-47 Used to Defend San Fernando Valley Family From Host of Maurading Grizzlies with Knives
Radical Atkins Cell Takes Responsibility for Atlanta Krispy Kreme Explosion: Toll Now Reaches 38 Glazed
MILITANT OWLS TAKE COMMAND OF SOUTHCENTER MRS. CINNABUNS
Memory Research Expanded at Micrsoft Hippocampus
Black Honda Misplaced in Seattle Parking Lot
Ann Coulter Vehemently Denies Need of Strap-On
Amazon Warriors Descend on Army-Navy Surplus Sale
Scientific American Explores Interpretive Dance
Coming Up on Headlines: Can Your Microwave Malfunction and Pre-Heat Your Brain While You Sleep?