Wednesday, May 12, 2004


  • IRAQ PRISON SCANDAL: US MILITARY POLICE DOG RECEIVES GENERAL COURT MARTIAL

    IRAQ: QUESTIONS, OUTRAGE ENDURE AS SHOCK SUBSIDES

    Sleepy Adorable Kitten Falls Off Washer Into Laundry Hamper

    CALIFORNIA PORN SITUATION: QUESTIONS, OUTRAGE ENDURE AS SHOCK SUBSIDES

    Tom Delay Sporting New "Jerry" Helmet With Spike

    Sony Music Offers Free First Guitar To Muscians That Agree to Sell Out in Junior High

    Sunny Spring Day in 60's Making Goth Chick Extra Grumpy

    PEORIA WASTEWATER TREATMENT BONDS: QUESTIONS, OUTRAGE ENDURE AS SHOCK SUBSIDES

    New Fascist Order's Mandatory Gap Shopping Will Exclude Baby Gap

    MS. BEAD'S KINDERGARTEN NAP TIME: QUESTIONS, OUTRAGE ENDURE AS SHOCK SUBSIDES

    Blairs Offer to Unilaterally Retract Original British Iraq Borders

    TRANSVESTITE PROTOZOANS DISCOVERED IN OLD PEPSI CAN: QUESTIONS, OUTRAGE ENDURE AS SHOCK SUBSIDES

    BUSH: NO QUESTIONS

    Coming Up on Headlines: "Why That Volcano of Yours Ain't Smoking Reefer"