Friday, May 07, 2004
REPUBLICAN SENATORS PELT RUMSFELD WITH SOFTBALLS, CUPCAKES AND FLUFFY POWDER BLUE PILLOWS
Alan Greenspan's Warning Over Troubling Deficits Inspired By Recent Cable Bill
New Einstein Satellite Determines That Earth Persistently Circles Around It
Tying Up a Loose Thread From the Democratic Primary, University of Michigan Political Scientists Officially Discredit 'Joe-Mentum'
Buck Stops in Gravel Pit in Rural Maryland
U.S. Security Contractor, Mistress Domina, Says Confidently that "Investigators Will Beg For It"
Adorable Kittens Unable to Acknowledge Deep Inner Loathing and Resentment
Tired of the Rut and Swapping Conflicts, India Skirmishes in Gaza While Israel Shells a Kashmir Glacier
Man Comments Favorably on Fresh Donut
Judge at Bunny Foo-Foo Trial Evidentiary Hearing Allows Inclusion of Field Mouse Sexual History
Posted by JAB at 11:39 AM