REPUBLICAN SENATORS PELT RUMSFELD WITH SOFTBALLS, CUPCAKES AND FLUFFY POWDER BLUE PILLOWS

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Tying Up a Loose Thread From the Democratic Primary, University of Michigan Political Scientists Officially Discredit 'Joe-Mentum'
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Buck Stops in Gravel Pit in Rural Maryland

U.S. Security Contractor, Mistress Domina, Says Confidently that "Investigators Will Beg For It"

Adorable Kittens Unable to Acknowledge Deep Inner Loathing and Resentment

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Man Comments Favorably on Fresh Donut

Judge at Bunny Foo-Foo Trial Evidentiary Hearing Allows Inclusion of Field Mouse Sexual History