Monday, May 10, 2004
EARTH'S ANIMALS OFFER UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDER
BUSH: RUMSELD "SUPERB," STEVEN SEAGAL "EVOCATIVE", OLIVE GARDEN "DELICIOUSLY AUTHENTIC
New Fascist Order Will Give Storm Police Cool Shiny Black Outfits and Totally Awesome Martial Arts Training
ECSTACY, THROBBING TECHNO, TIGHT CLOTHES LEADING TO IRRESPONSIBLE LATE NIGHT ACCOUNTING PRACTICES
Remorseless Adorable Kitten Corners, Taunts, Devours Ladybug
Manageable Goals Revolutionaries Steal Agriculture Secretary's Checked Luggage
East Village Bar Patrons Warmly Embrace New Disney Theme
Giant Floating Brain From Nebular-7 In A Bit of a Funk Over Disappearing Earth Languages
Republican Draft Federal Tax Code Will Include $8000 Deduction for Breast Enlargements
Jessica Simpson: Bush is "Linthead"
BATMAN RETORTS: "If Ashcroft Could Get Zombie Francos's Dick Out of His Mouth for One Second"
Flock of Evil Flying Monkeys Take Iced Mocha Breather at Oz Starbucks
Posted by JAB at 8:20 PM