University of Michigan Scientists Make Critical, Breakthrough Discovery Which They Say Is Much Too Depressing for Them to Publish

France Moves to Combat Joie de Vie

PLATO TOLD TO 'GO BACK TO SPARTA'

Utterly Baseless Allegations of Glue-Sniffing, Meth-Smoking Pedophilia Porn Fraud Begin to Haunt Ann Coulter

BREAKING NEWS: QUALITY WATERBEDS ARE NOT AVAILABLE AT NEVER-BEFORE LOW PRICES

Even the Dog Is Grossed Out By This Particular Tennis Ball

15 Year Old Born-Again Girl Elated, Disturbed By Vision of Jesus Rising From The Waters Wearing a Speedo

Massive Oklahoma T-Storms, Tornadoes, Flooding Force Dan Portsmith to Take I-60 to His Asst. Mgr. Job at Blockbuster Instead of the More Scenic Hwy 12

Abandoned Mystery Office Just Contains 80's Era Beige Office Phones and an Dusty Box of Order Forms

Birds Condemn Cats In No Uncertain Terms

Walter Would Like His Hat Back Now