POPE MEETS DOPE

TENET FINALLY ABLE TO PURSUE CAREER IN INTERPRETIVE DANCE

Bush At Vatican: "Looks Like Some Graffiti Guy Got Your Ceiling."

GODZILLA SIZED MONSTER DEER STOPS IN SEARCHLIGHTS BEFORE SCAMPERING OVER CHICAGO

Political Cartoonist Tires of Drawing Large Sacks of Money

S.F. Dognappers Had Stubbornly Refused to Let the Dogs Out

Dick Cheney Repeatedly Dive-Bombed By Cheap Toupee

Mayor Bloomberg Declares War on 3rd Graders

DOW GAINS ON REPORTS OF WAL MART MURDERING EMPLOYEES

Bush Asks Aide: "What Are all These French People Doing in Normandy?"