Wednesday, June 30, 2004

IRAQ ALL BETTER NOW

Marketing Exec Misleads Self

SADAAM TO PLAY HIMSELF IN LAW AND ORDER ARRAIGNMENT

Giant Floating Brain from Nebular-7 Lacks Sufficient Quarters for Laundry; Too Embarassed to Ask Girl in Sparkly Heart Tee


It is Reported That a Mr. Larry Smogien of LaCross, WI, is Satisfied With His Cable Service

International Golf Cabal Orders U.S. Air Force Napalming of Arctic Taiga

CIA Implanting Roving Wiretaps in Breast Implants

Adorable Kittens Visit Merciless Death From Above on Passing Spider