Sunday, June 06, 2004

REAGAN LEGACY CELEBRATED AS SIGNIFICANT REDUCTION IN FELONY INDICTMENTS OVER NIXON ADMINISTRATION

Creationists Admit Jesus Fish Car Sticker Evolution

Dancing Banned in Wasilla, AK: Not Immoral, Just of Very Poor Quality

Fire Used As Opportunity to Fire Firefighters

Congoans Politely Thank U.S. For 2000 Ton Shipment of Bubble Gum Tape

It is Revealed that Britany Spears' Speaking Voice Also Goes Out When Electricity's Off

Copyright Infringement: Bats Sue Wombats, Batman, Former Nation of Batvia

Markets Near Collapse as Property Manager Caves on Faucet Repair

Trace Environmental Litigants Threaten Endangered Legal Eagle

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