WHITE HOUSE ISSUES PAPERWORK PROVING BUSH ON BASE IN ALABAMA - A 1973 OFFICER'S CLUB BAR TAB FOR $28,453
CHEVRON, PETCO MERGE TO BECOME STANDARD POODLETROLEUM
INTEL PLAN WILL SHIP ENTIRETY OF PORTLAND, OREGON METRO AREA TO BANGALORE
Espresso Ordering Process has Normally Confident Sea Pirate Feeling Out of His Depth at Bellvue Starbucks
WAL MART CALLS FOR REFORM OF ANTIQUATED ANTI-BUSINESS LAWS WHICH RESTRICT SERFDOM
TREASURY DEPARTMENT TO MAKE DEFICIT MORE FUN WITH GIANT GLASS TUBE WHERE VISITORS CAN WATCH THE BILLIONS SUCK UP INTO THE VOID
Drudge Resents Constantly Elbowing By More Assertive, Higher-Ranking Pond-Dwelling Protozoa
Pandemonium Ensues as Adorable Kitten Falls Off TV into Other Adorable Kitten
Administration Plan Will Extend Credit Cards to Newborn Infants to Cover Unanticipated Childhood Expenses, National Debt
Westminster Kennel Club Withdraws Top Bitch Award From Ann Coulter as Gender Questions Persist
Constant WTC Site Design Changes Force Freedom Tower Builders to Use Legos
Minelli, Jackson Divorce Settlements Affected as California Consitution Changed to Reflect Schwartzenegger's Promise to Stop Gay Marriage Between a Man and A Woman
San Diego Fiberglass Store Assistant Manager Receives Fulbright to Botswanna to Study Mysterious Jungle Epoxy
Interview with Cloud Bank Reveals Abiding Affection for the Northwest
Cafe Riding Fine Line Between Attractively Distressed and Just Plain Falling Over
Ann Coulter Getting that Recurring Dream Again Where She's Giving Zombie Francisco Franco an Altoids Hummer