TENSION WITH NORTH KOREA EASES AS KOREAN WORD PREVIOUSLY TRANSLATED TO ENGLISH AS "PLUTONIUM" CORRECTED TO "LINOLEUM"

'PASSION OF THE BRITTANY' OPENS TO POOR REVIEWS

WITH SOCIAL SECURITY INSTABILITY, GREENSPAN FORCED TO RECOMMEND ADOPTION OF SOYLENT GREEN SYSTEM

ADORABLE KITTENS SURPRISED BY DINNER LOBSTER

Labrador Who Swam From Sinking Boat To Wild, Squirrel-Infested Island Prefers to Stay

Casper, Wyoming Video Store Senior Rental Clerk Threatened With Demotion

Confusion and Shouting at POW POW Nightclub as Stripper Dances on Patron's Laptop

Treasury Department Receives Orders To Ransack Villagers and Farmers