Monday, February 23, 2004

In Highly Regrettable FOX News Wardrobe Malfunction, Ann Coulter's Penis Slips Out

MOOSE BOATS DELIVERS BOAT #1 OF SIX BOAT CONTRACT (Real Headline!, Western Maritime Feb 2004)

Ralph Nader Runs Around Stabbing People

Mountainous Radioactive Potato Snatches Boise Aircraft From Sky

New Administration Policy May Benefit Wealthy

Teletubbie Land Opened to Explosive Impact Coal Mining

Cursory Bush Review Of Map Induces U.S. to Invade New Mexico

Neo-Con Still Haunted By Fear No One Likes Him

Robot Teaching Assistant Hits Inappropriately on Freshman

Cookies Fitted with Computer Chips