IDITAROD CELEBRATES ANNIVERSARY WITH RITUAL SPLASHING OF DIPTHERIA

University of Michigan Study: Anthro Team ID's Key Human Evolutionary Gene for Poking Things With a Stick

Cost-Cutting At Pentagon Will Remove One Wall To Become Parallelogram

Minister Feels Compelled to Suck Up to Gibson

Tyco Juror Signals Defense: Check Cleared

Techo Monk: 'Let the Screens Fall From Your Eyes'

Adorable Kittens Unable to Sign for Fed Ex Package But Do Mew Extensively For Several Minutes

Giant Pacific Octopus takes Fifth in Vancouver Curling Championship

Dingbats Soft on LaRouche

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