Thursday, December 16, 2004

Missile Defense System Failure Dismissed; Pentagon Expects 52% of Actual Nuclear Missiles to Be Stopped Before Each Obliterates 10 U.S. Cities

Bush Also Expects to Receive Bonus Cities

Billions of Gallons of Dried Paint Worldwide Awaits Sanding

Superman Pre-Approved

George Lucas Planning to Screw Up "King Lear II"