Thursday, December 16, 2004

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(Miami) Yacht Builders Vahst and Whyte Charge a Little
Extra at Christmas to Provide Yachts to the Underprivileged


WRECKED ALASKA SOYBEAN SHIP RISKS HOLD TURNING INTO 40,000 TON TOFU BINS - BOCA BURGER COMPANY LAYS SALVAGE CLAIM

Scuttled Homeland Security Nominee Also Owed $154,000 Fines on Overdue Romance Novels Left at the Murder Scene of His Twin Bisexual Irani-Mexican Lovers


Adorable Kittens Lay Out Rights to Comfy Sweater Box

Instead of Trashy Show of Obscene Inaugural Excess, Adminstration Will Give $40 Million to Free Turkeys for Monaco Fund

Shell Gas Station Attendant Planning Revenge

Nantucket Atkins Dieters Demand Historical Whaling Privileges

Climatologists Concerned As Halliburton Subsidiary Quietly Begins Early Planning for Club Med Nunavat

Former Wimp Convicted of Vicious Redondo Beach Assault on Sand Kicker

Holiday Argument Not So Much Settled as Drowned with Pie

Manageable Goals Revolutionaries Form Moustache Graffiti
Direct Action Network


Coming Up on Headlines: G.M. Reports on Why Letting Your Children Walk Anywhere is Dangerous and Makes You a Bad Parent