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Friday, April 08, 2005
Sexy New Computer Features Shaved Connectors
POPE TOTALLY ALIVE AGAIN- FOX Reports
Tom Delay Corruption Query Launched Into Outer Space
Alan Greenspan Found Naked Licking Female Brooklyn Scenester at Club Metro, Blames X, Market Up Sharply
Leaders Laud Pope Plus Reagan for Beating Up Gorbachev in Dark Kiev Alley in 1985, Causing No More Communism
Adorable Kittens Feign Interest
Onion Reader Notes Uncanny Similiarites to Own Pathetic Life
Let's Say U.S. Widget Production Moves to Shanghai
LATEST REPORT: Run!
Icelanders "Most Hilarious" Scandanavians
University of Michigan Study: Strong Correlation Between Cheap Scotch, Humiliating Golf Scores and U.S. Tax Policy
U.S. Consumers Urged to Turn Falling Real Wages, Evaporating Job, Health Care and Retirement Security Into Amazing Opportunity to Buy Shiny Things on Credit
Giant Floating Brain from Nebular Seven Receives Free Teeth Whitening Coupon for New Patients
Coming Up on Headlines Weather: Probably Nothing to Worry About Just Yet, But Storing 300 Gallons of Clean Water is Never a Bad Idea