Monday, December 12, 2005

PRESIDENT OF IRAN CALLS FOR ERADICATION OF BEAGLE PUPPIES

View of smoke cloud from plane.
Nasa Reports 8th Grade Science Project Experiment
Both Spectacular Success and Catastrophic Failure


Chastened Reindeer Visits Grandma in Rehab

RUMSFELD PREPARES FOR POSSIBLE ACTION AGAINST IRAN BY ROOTING OUT SUSPECTED FARSI SPEAKERS FROM ARMY AND ENGAGING IN EXTENSIVE JUNGLE WARFARE EXERCISES

Rolling Stones Guitarist Talks About Early Sessions With Mammoth Bone Flute

Ambitious Marketers Unveil Robot Consumer With 4000 Times the Purchasing Desire of Ordinary Human Shoppers

Speeding Cement Truck Brakes Suddenly to Allow Adorable Kittens to Cross Street at Leisurely, Kittenly Stroll

SUNDAY MORNING NFL: Seahawks' Tatupu Sacks Leafblower Idiot at 6:30 am