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POLLS' COLLAPSE WORRIES ROVE ABOUT POSSIBLE INSURGENCY IN DUMBFUCKISTAN
Heavily Marked Draft of 1998 Document Containing All of George Bush's Future Speeches Unearthed in D.C. Barbeque Place Restroom
President of Iran Furiously Demands Tiny Invisible Jewish Robots Immediately Leave His Head
Adorable Kittens' Nefarious Plans Flumoxed By Well-Secured Knitting Box
Madonna to Radically Reinvent Herself As A Songwriter Creating Original, Artistically Challenging Dance Music
RUMSFELD ADDRESSES RICECAKE STALENESS PROBLEM WITH IMMEDIATE ACTION
Mick Jagger Reflects on the Impact on Rolling Stones' Performances When Counterpoint was Developed in the 12th Century