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Friday, January 27, 2006
Superbowl Filled With Super Huge Apple Jacks
Bat Rights Organization Condemns "Rightsideupism"
GOP Congressional Panel Convenes To Discredit Female Orgasm
Boise-Area Communist Proud of Communal Breakfast Nook
Depressed Onion Staff Going Through Comedy Motions
Fancy New Bush Orb and Scepter Meets With Skepticism