Thursday, January 26, 2006

Iranian President Demands Pacific Ocean Immediately Leave Pacific Rim Area


Rove: Children are Our Most Precious Parent-Frightening Resource

Enormous Alien Invasion Fleet Simply Passes Earth By To Raid Precious Gas From Methane People on Neptune

Bush Enrages Bermudan Ambassador

In Today's Opinions, By Auguste Pinochet's Daughter Lucia - There's No Reason for the U.S. to Deny Me Political Asylum or a Liquor License

Dick Cheney Stares Angrily At Bac-O-Bits On Potato Salad

Adorable Kittens Hatch Plot to Exit Grocery Bag