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Saturday, January 21, 2006
BROKEBACK ROBOT: "I wish I could delete you."
Dried, Grainy Ball of Tang in Bottom of Container Is Local Man's Only Conceivable Dessert
Shitheads Work to Confront the Stereotype
50 CENT SURPRISES RESTORATION HARDWARE WITH IMPROMPTU CONCERT; 4 CAUCASIANS HOSPITALIZED WITH SHORTNESS OF BREATH