Wednesday, October 20, 2004

YANKEES ADVANCE TO SERIES AS ASHCROFT "SETS ASIDE" BOSTON PENNANT VICTORY FOR REASONS OF NATIONAL SECURITY

CNN's "Crossfire" Introduces Paint Guns

Tucker Carlson Successfully Baited By 7 Year Old Girl at Chuck E. Cheese Mock UN


Miracle as Man Walks Away From Deadly PC Crash

Adorable Kittens Intend to Vote for Whomever Has the Liver Paste

Chicken Lawyer Drafts Stern Letter to KFC