IRAQ TURNS A CORNER, INTO A TUNNEL

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IN TODAY'S OPINION'S, By Danika Strawberry. Your Protestations are Fatuous.
I Believe We Have Already Negotiated the Value of This Depraved Sexual Service at $350.

Child Mentally Scarred by Kenny Rogers' Fumbling Attempts at Peek-A-Boo